Earth is the last place Wii owners will want to be if this botched attempt at a Who adventure is in store for them.

The Doctor and Amy land on a spaceship and avoid thick robots while seeking crystals which enable them to shoot energy balls.

Players can sneak around, solve puzzles and shoot -- but cranky controls, unpolished level design and frequent deaths make it a frustrating experience.

With its basic graphics, long reload times and overall cheapness it looks more like something from the original Playstation.

There's nothing to attract anyone older than 11, and even kids will soon grow bored.

David Knights